Hardcore @Vlada -- Naked Nerd Fights

What's better than meeting the cutest nerdy boys in Manhattan? How about a spoiler about what he looks like when he takes off his Zero Suit? Aaaaaand by, "Zero Suit," I mean, "Pants." It's a first ever in a very special Hardcore BROUGHT TO YOU BY ANDREW CHRISTIAN!

8 PM PRE-GAYME
In keeping with our theme of underwear, how about watching some of it on the outside? We'll be screening BATMAN in its full, "Zocko! Pow!" glory!

10 PM HARDCORE

FREE PLAY ALL NIGHT
We'll be turning on the games and beating the shit out of each other! What more could you want?

FEATURED GAMES:
Nintendo Land -- WiiU
Super Smash Bros. Brawl -- Wii
Tekken Tag Tournament -- PS2
Marvel vs. Capcom 3 -- Xbox 360

And whatever else I feel like throwing in! There will be some surprises!

12 MIDNIGHT FRANZIA WEDNESDAYS
We're joined by RUBY ROO and HAMM SAMMICH, two sickening queens who even bring heir own wine! What's more to love? How about the fact that they'll be judging our very first...

NERD UNDERWEAR CONTEST
ANDREW CHRISTIAN sent us some of his sexiest underwear, BUT YOU'LL ONLY GET SOME IF YOU WEAR YOURS. To the victor goes the spoils, boys! Of course, we all win when the when the boys take their clothes off!

And if getting drunk and with half-naked boys isn't enough, you'll be doing it for cheap!

$5 INFUSED VODKA DRINKS
Vlada is celebrating a new year with a new drink special, and we get to take advantage of it! All of the infused vodkas are only five bucks a glass!

And of course, I'll have more announcements as the date approaches, so be sure to check back here!

21+ to play!

-TQG

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