Let's start off with Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
And the only thing that made you more excited was Texts From Hillary
We also had an Olympics,
and a Hunger Games
but Kayla Wasn't Impressed.
Facebook had its IPO
and we may have lost Twinkies.
Remember when you had a few too many drinks with Drunk Baby
so you Breaded your cat?
That made him a Gumpy.
Oh! And we had an election!
And a storm
which really did a number on the MTA.
We landed on Mars!
Then you had to hang out with your Almost Politically Correct Redneck Cousin at Thanksgiving
When you had to explain to your family What You Do.
We liked a lot of cats
and a few dogs too.
We really wanted to call Katy Perry, maybe.
One Direction was thing.
Lyndsey Lohan is ending the year on a high point,
and I had a cold that lasted longer than the Kardashian-Humphries wedding.
Who knew that Ke$ha would have a better year
than Amanda Bynes?
We got to see the second season of Game of Thrones
play the new Warcraft Expansion,
and Halo 4.
Nate Silver predicted the election
and some people think the Mayans predicted the world would end.
I was going to say something about Taylor Swift
and Honey Boo Boo
but ain't no one got time for that. See you next year!