If you're not familiar with the martial art Judo, its primary aim is to get your opponent off-balance. This is often done by using your opponent's momentum or gravity to do your dirty work for you, rather than relying on sheer strength or strategic strikes. It's often seen as a form of defense fighting, which can be most effective when one is being attacked.
The Interweb analogue of a Kani Basami** was employed by some majestic heros of the Internet over on Tumblr when a raging homophobe decided to use a novel approach to the tired "gays are unnatural" argument. This argument is both old and unscientific, but he (I am assuming) spiced up the usual trope with the following illustration: with a straight island, a gay island and a lesbian island (apparently forgetting all about Lesbos), the gays and lezzies would just fuck themselves to extinction, and therefore the heteros win, and his point is proven.
In the rarest instance of PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS, queer netizens brought this hateful notion to its truest form of expression, by imagining a queer (and I mean really and truly LGBTQIA) dystopian adventure scenario with flying eagles and undercover spies on Straight Island. It's amazing and you should all immediately add your queer cents to the thread because it's already pretty great. Asexuals/aromantics live in sky cities - do I really need to go on?
It just goes to show that creativity is the best weapon against stupidity and hate. And holy chestnuts, do I want to see this made into a feature film. I'll even settle for a YA trilogy of novels. Can we at least get some fan art up in here?
Just to get you started, here's a Tumblr ready for your chapters and your art: http://queerislands.tumblr.com/
Talk about a Fantasy Island...
Image credit: "Archipelago" by deviantArtist Hengki24
**In case you're curious Kani Basami is a throw called "Flying Scissors" in English (which was chosen for the obvious lady-lovin' reasons).
h/t Gay Star News for the link!